Skip to main content

Football math

Dumb logic this originated because a lot of football there is bad math being used
Man what type of logic is this? Football math?
by Fieryfury March 1, 2020
mugGet the Football mathmug.

Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball
Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet
by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022
mugGet the Footballmug.

Football

This long, brown, round, nice, ball.
by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023
mugGet the Footballmug.

Football dog

by Hi576 December 3, 2020
mugGet the Football dogmug.

School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
mugGet the School Footballmug.

snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.
dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"
by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011
mugGet the snow footballmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email