Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball

Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet

by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022

I love you more than football

This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u

Bf: I love you more than football

by Hasegawa November 22, 2021

Ultimate Football

A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.

Hey, do you want to play some ultimate football? I got a bean bag!

by booksandtea June 16, 2017

American Football Conference.

Also known as the AFC, the American Football Conference is a branch of the NFL, consisting of 16 teams. The AFC contains half of the NFL, and they compete with one team in the championship game, "The Super Bowl."

The Kansas City Chiefs are the first place team of the American Football Conference. The American Football Conference is dominant!

by nflchatnxio November 23, 2021

Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.

Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.

by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017

old mill football team

Shitters who got packed by broadneck

Old mill football team got shit on

by Oxpy October 13, 2021

fantasy football commissioner

Someone who isn’t shady

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.

by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017