Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"
Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"
Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"
Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023
Get the big mauka energymug. Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025
Get the Joe; God Of Energymug. by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024
Get the Pop-tart energymug. You know how not always but usually getting a big truck means that have little dick this term is little dick compensation at its finest projecting your insicurities on others
That one guy "I just slapped some chick because I have big dick energy"
Normal dude"Nah I just think your shitty"
Normal dude"Nah I just think your shitty"
by Yourallnotsmart March 7, 2020
Get the Big dick energymug. (Loose Pussy Energy) Similar to “small dick energy” is when a woman is carrying herself in an inappropriate manner or act’s similar to a Karen(AKA, acting like a hoe).
Could also be called a young Karen)
EX 1: A woman is dressed skimpy at a bar
EX 2: A girl orders a 4oz Filet at a restaurant and is mad that it is not 8oz
Could also be called a young Karen)
EX 1: A woman is dressed skimpy at a bar
EX 2: A girl orders a 4oz Filet at a restaurant and is mad that it is not 8oz
Use EX 1: That girl just yelled at a kid for being too loud,(LPE)loose pussy energy right there!
Use EX 2: College girls always dress up like hoe’s on Halloween because of their (LPE)loose pussy energy
Use EX 2: College girls always dress up like hoe’s on Halloween because of their (LPE)loose pussy energy
by M1on Eu$k December 17, 2023
Get the (LPE)Loose Pussy Energymug. Hym "Hey, if you have all the money and you are so smart and you are the builders of things... Why didn't you just build amd infinite energy generator fuck-face? Why didn't you buld that? Oh no! DO YOU NOT HAVE A THEORY OF INFINITE ENERGY YOU CAN IMPLEMENT!? OOOOOOOH NOOOO! Do you NEED that!? Ooooooooooooh boy! I thought you were the builders though? Is there a guy you could steal one from? Do you need to steal it because you're too stupid to do it or is theft and lies just embedded in your jew-blood? Both!? Wooooow! It didn't know your were that stupid and that Jewish."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
Get the Infinite Energymug. The unmistakable vibe someone gives off when they react with performative outrage to things that don’t concern them—often in spaces where they weren’t invited to weigh in.
by treuaquarious August 29, 2025
Get the White People Energymug.