Evan Beason

A rather large individual who has strange cravings for peanut butter jars.......woah

I saw evan beason yesterday.....woah

by Inbred on the loose! January 16, 2010

Evan Zemaitis

A word used to describe a really stupid person.

Holy crap he just ate that park bench, he's such a Evan Zemaitis!

by Thatoneasiansmeelsbad November 15, 2010

evanescensce

the song that EVERY youtube video feels the need to have

sarcastic sally: ive never seen that original song "Evanescensce" on YouTube!

by squidward2016 August 2, 2011

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

evan-mode

To raise one's voice.
To assert dominance.

To go berserk.

Everyone in the was being really loud, so Evan went evan-mode to shut everyone up, so he can finish his work.

by misterquick June 25, 2016

eadan

A small but actually tall child, who constantly makes puns that somehow progressively get worse after every encounter. His one talent is his ability to turn off all of the girls in is surrounding area. He cannot spit bars for his life, although he feels the need to follow up every bad pun he makes with "badoom chish"

Don't be like billy bob, be like drugs
--Actual quote from a wild Eadan

by themysteryone June 4, 2016

eadan

A small but actually tall child, who constantly makes puns that somehow progressively get worse after every encounter. His one talent is his ability to turn off all of the girls in is surrounding area. He cannot spit bars for his life, although he feels the need to follow up every bad pun he makes with "badoom chish"

Don't be like billy bob, be like drugs
--Actual quote from a wild Eadan

by themysteryone June 4, 2016