eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

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Eating buddy

When you eat the Chandan doggy.

Every day I am eating buddy. Buddy is the best dog to eat.

by MikeHunt723 May 10, 2021

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eating pasta

jerking off

1: what are you doing

2: nothing just eating pasta

by ahsujajnans December 2, 2022

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eating the concrete

when you are slammed on the concrete and your teeth break on the concrete

if you don't stop you bout to be eating the concrete

by daddy 22 December 3, 2021

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Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.

eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!

by SxHustles December 5, 2021

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