Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.
Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin
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Edward Cullen

= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.
Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!
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Edward Cullen

Twilight (Edward Cullen)
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Edward Cullen

An Edward Cullen is a super hot, kind, Loving, Badass guy.
Hey that guy over there is SUPER hot!
Yeah he’s a total Edward Cullen!!
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Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire
Edward Cullen is creepy
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Edward Holt

An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.
That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!
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Edward Burns

The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.
Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.
by Honolulu Girl November 07, 2009
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