Shit Edging

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.

Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.

by trolled! August 9, 2024

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

Edge it out

To use Microsoft Edge to search for information.

Billy: Mom I'm not sure which college I want to go to.
Billy's Mom: Well Billy I guess we'll have to edge it out.

by TheRadicalWooper November 1, 2021

edging

self stimulation

Well I was edging and thought about you and blha blha bla ai

by nonamirino April 29, 2019

Straight Edge

Idk ask Barack what it means

Barack: Nogah is Straight edge.

by Smithers69420 August 11, 2019

straight edge revenge

STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!

peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE

by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020

Edge

another word for jerking off or something

He just had to edge in the middle of the night when he saw that

by CPU444 March 13, 2025