Atomic Dump

(N.) the biggest shit ever made. The atomic dump hurts when coming out, and is usually after eating spicy food. It smells so bad that anyone within a mile passed out.

“Oh, man what’s that smell?”
“Ew it smells like an atomic dump, there’s an Indian restaurant right there”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Trump Dump

When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!

Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!💩😬

by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018

Rogue Dump

When you sneak away from your significant other to defecate, unbeknownst to them.

"Yo dude, my girl called saying her guest toilet was disgusting"
"I didn't use her toilet man you took a rogue dump when she was changing after the bars"

by rusty p. shackleford January 25, 2014

Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011

mutual dump

- when both people end a relationship together

- when both people are to blame for being dumped

- yo man it was a mutual dump !

by dumpydoo8 May 11, 2010

Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.

Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.

by ratnard July 24, 2012

dump in the oven

When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.

Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven

by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014