diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

Yellow Diamond

The Best Diamond (besides White) in the diamond authority.

epic neck lady ig

person A: omg is that Yellow Diamond

person B: yeah lol

by yelodiamnd July 8, 2021

I’m diamond 1

A phrase used to describe someone who has extreme skill in something

*Aiden bowls a strike*

Aiden: I’m diamond 1

by urbandictuser123 September 17, 2023

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021

Diamond Owl

Diamond owl is a entity which exists above many things

he is said to be an owl but can take on many forms his favorite being and owl

guy- hey bro you know diamond owl
friend- no bro but i heard of him once
guy- dude come on how do you not know him he's a great guy
friend- damm i kinda wanna know him now

by gudboii June 19, 2022

Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

diamond

a lightskin, dirty ass bitch, who has no morals whatsoever. she takes pride in fucking on niggas who clearly show no interest. she tries to break up relationships, but fails miserably and just embarrasses herself. she cannot do hair to save her life and has a horrible ph balance.

hey did you see diamond? yeah i saw those stale braids a mile away…

by ghostwriter005 December 31, 2023