Cartman Day

When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.

Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.

by Pjtitties January 12, 2020

Tor Day

A day spent doing nothing at all.

Freddie just wanted to chill out and have Tor Day so he laid on the sofa all day.

by Sbw19 March 17, 2021

Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day

Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?

by A.Anon January 28, 2013

Kinky Day

Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website

Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade

Person1: ....

by Definition demon June 3, 2018

Lonely day

Lonely day
/Noun/

A day in which a male, or female has not got a reply from someone all day, the ones who they want to reply can range from normal people to people they like.

How to find a lonely day
When someone who usually does not respond, it is not a lonely day
When it is someone who always responds and replies just barely does, and or does not at all, it is a lonely day.

Person 1: Man, today is such a lonely day, you feel?
Person 2:
Person 1: Yep...

by Razorclaw the crab December 23, 2018

newt day

sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."

we'll know who the real fans are.

friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'

by leialt April 26, 2021

kevin day

The deadliest piece on the board. Once took an Exy stick raw (no one elaborate on that). Probably knows more than you. Obnoxiously tall. Actual dog mom with a alcohol problem

“Someone keep the vodka away from Kevin Day.”
“I think it’s permanently fused to his hand :/“
*drunk Kevin hissing noises*

by Stickball gays and the mafia July 8, 2021