cover

A term used for a homosexual person who is in a heterosexual relationship in order to appear heterosexual.

Their relationship is a complete cover... he's more gay than Sigfried with an entire pack of white tigers.

by StraightAsAnArrow August 16, 2004

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

by John R. December 8, 2003

Two point conversion

When a man bangs a lesbian

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick

by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010

conversating

in the act of talking in class and the teacher assks you what you are doing.

teacher- what are you doing timothy

timothy- im conversating
teacher- don't you mean conversing
timothy-no i mean conversating

by fallen child incorperated October 2, 2010

Converse

Cardboard cut-out shoes that last two seconds before you have to buy new ones. Basketball shoes that have been around for a long time, but are becoming a stupid trend. Currently owned by nike.

Stupid Emo-ass idiot: OOH I GOT NEW CONVERSE!!!
normal guy: didn't you tell me that yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:Yeah but these are NEW :D
normal guy: what happened to the ones you got yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:A raindrop landed on them and they blew up.
normal guy: oh great, new converse. made in sweatshops where poor children are exploited ...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:What does exploited mean? :S
Normal Guy: You better run, it's going to start raining...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot: * Runs, when foot hits floor, converse fall apart*

by Steal This Definition! April 20, 2006

cover job

n.
The playing of a song or songs made famous by another artist.

Hendrix's version of Dylan's, "All Along The Watchtower," was a rare instance when the cover job was better than the original version of the song.

by Litespeed99 June 8, 2009

Conversational pause

An awkward pause in a good conversation in which both of the people run out of things to say and are are frantically racing through their heads to find something interesting to talk about. Once one of them finds something to say, its usually just plain random and not connected to the previous conversation in anyway.

Person 1: ...And the next thing you know, the nigger started jumping him for his hotdog..

Person 2: ..wow that sucks......

~l o n g p a u s e~

Person 1: so.. what gaming system you got?

Person 2: ....*sigh*...we gotta come prepared with stories so we won't have that uncomfortable conversational pause..

Person 1: right.

by Slicknife April 30, 2010