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Color Blind

Being part of that awesome group of people who are alone in being able to truly appreciate things like rainbows, acid trips , and tie-dye
"Why do you like that shirt so much?"
"You don't understand... I'm Color Blind"

"How is it that you colored the sun green, the ocean purple, but managed to get the rainbow perfect?"
"I'm color blind"
by Diabetic Color-Blind April 4, 2009
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Colored

Something that we all are. Colored does not just mean Black anymore, that is only a stereotype. Here's a list of what color a race is associated with:

European-Americans=White
African-Americans=Black
Hispanic-Americans=Brown
Native Americans=Red
Asian-Americans=Yellow
It shouldn't matter what color you are. I am accepting of all races. There are people of every race that I don't like, but that is the same case with everyone in the country.
I honestly don't care if your white, black, red, purple, or orange, race is not an issue with me!
by The Kentucky Yankee December 9, 2004
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Boulder Colorado

To insert, or to, more appropriately, THRUST the fist, shaped like a rock (boulder) into a sexual area of the human body. Once fully inside, the hand is to mimmick the movement of a large boulder and/or that of a crumbling rock, creating a sensation of both pleasure, and pain for the receiver. It is said that geologists (those who study rocks) can supply the best Boulder Colorado, as they can reenact the boulder with the greatest skill out there. Commonly practiced in the town of Boulder, Colorado, this trend is being spread throughout the world, known for its creativity and distinctive pleasure.
R: Hey maxdog, what did yu do to ashleymae last night?

S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!
by spiciesabi June 2, 2009
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colorgasm

n.
1.a multicolored kaleidoscopic experience so intense that it simulates the feel of an orgasm, only for the eyes

2. many, many bright, eye-catching colors and patterns in a space
Did you see that raver's outfit? It was like a colorgasm!

Every building of Columbia College Chicago is like a freaking colorgasm!
by LePetitJoushua March 31, 2009
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Colorifikal

very very very very very very very very(very infinity) colorful
That book is so colorifikal.
by bunnysoxx March 27, 2011
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Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.
She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.
by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011
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Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
by youngchub May 11, 2011
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