Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel November 23, 2015
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Butthole Surfer

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 March 14, 2017
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Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"
by Sputnik the Traveler January 23, 2016
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Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.
Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.
by MileHighHose August 07, 2019
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Budda's Butthole

A very amazing mix of soda
Coke:3/4
Orange:1/8
Sprite:1/8
(add mountain Dew if there)
Well, I sure am thirsty for some citrusy type Coke right now, so Imma get some Budda's Butthole to drink
by jeff crawford....not zane August 06, 2014
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Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head
It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole
by Sparkysrevenge4 December 27, 2023
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Butthole Yoodler

When a person uses a cardboard tube from a finished wrapping paper roll to project ecstatic sounds, heat and moisture to another’s butthole. Other forms of cylindrical objects may be used but an authentic Butthole Yoodler uses holiday cheer to perk beloveds. Hence, wrapping paper rolls as first choice.
The moist, high pitch Butthole Yoodler echoed through the tube to amplify soft breaths and warm wishes on his butthole, just the way he liked it.
by Willowbee🌻 November 22, 2018
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