Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.

"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."

by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020

butthole price

The price of a good or service that is equivalent to being forcefully raped in the ass because you could have paid a lot less else where.

I don't shop at dealerships, because they charge butthole prices.

by Wougits & Wisc May 8, 2016

Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.

I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.

by Josh chase April 29, 2024

Fancy Butthole

When you get so tired/fatigued to the point of not making any sense and almost making intoxicated type of decisions/conversation.

Fancy butthole. (Gemma has been awake for 36 hours and is talking about how she wishes she had miniature dinosaurs as pets)
“What are you talking about Gemma, are you fancy buttholing right now??”

by bekala0 February 19, 2023

Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

Butthole bozo buckets

Throwing or tossing crumpled up bills of currency at a strippers or exotic dancers buttholes. Will also work in a house hold setting with ones spouse.

We sure had a great time last night playing butthole bozo buckets at the gentlemans club. Sure took Cinnamon by surprise

by SMYPB January 5, 2018

bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by anonymous January 29, 2021