Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024
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Butthole barbeque

Heating up cum to 100 degrees Celsius and pouring it into someone's asshole.
Guy 1: "Bro that's that weird bitch emily!"
Guy 2: "She's an actual freak fr"
Guy 3: "She gave Nick a butthole barbeque migga"
by racistper5son2011 March 19, 2023
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Josh butthole nigger

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by susbutthile November 20, 2022
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Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.
1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012
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Budda's Butthole

A very amazing mix of soda
Coke:3/4
Orange:1/8
Sprite:1/8
(add mountain Dew if there)
Well, I sure am thirsty for some citrusy type Coke right now, so Imma get some Budda's Butthole to drink
by jeff crawford....not zane August 06, 2014
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Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head
It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole
by Sparkysrevenge4 December 27, 2023
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Butthole Yoodler

When a person uses a cardboard tube from a finished wrapping paper roll to project ecstatic sounds, heat and moisture to another’s butthole. Other forms of cylindrical objects may be used but an authentic Butthole Yoodler uses holiday cheer to perk beloveds. Hence, wrapping paper rolls as first choice.
The moist, high pitch Butthole Yoodler echoed through the tube to amplify soft breaths and warm wishes on his butthole, just the way he liked it.
by Willowbee🌻 November 22, 2018
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