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Brian

The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.
That guy Brian is such a barbarian.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.
by Dopequeen79 December 16, 2016
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Rolling Brian

When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021
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Brian

Brain needs to be with a girl name chillii. Chillii Brian are like soulmates they have good vibes and get along with each other very well
That’s a Brian and chillii
by Linkoln May 6, 2022
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Brian Darling

Anti Marijuana, Member of the Heritage Foundation, listening to him makes people dumber he is hypocritic and fits in with everyone involved in the goverment.
Did you see that video of Brian Darling on Youtube trying to stand up for the prophition of cannabis? I couldn't watch it he was pathetic.
by MakeAChange420 April 18, 2011
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Brian

Person 1: Did you see that guy trying to climb Mount Everest?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a Brian.
by BrianOnAMission November 23, 2021
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brian mendez

has abig dick hes short has a grate personality

and loves music
by xjhdhbdcyu March 1, 2019
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Brian

Brian is the love of my life. He’s someone that has been there for me through everything. From the worst to the best times in my life. He’s the one. He’s made me the happiest i’ve ever been. He’s never let me down, not one.

He’s irreplaceable, don’t ever let a guy go named “Brian”. You’ll definitely regret it. He’s someone to treat you better than anyone else. He’s there for you when you need it. Whatever you do, love this man forever.
Who’s that?
That’s Brian, the love of my life l.
by heaven < 3 November 20, 2021
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