nanner bandit

An individual who participates in nannering others as a harmless prank. Most notably nanner bandits are part of the Secret Nanner Society.

I got nanner’d again! Must have been one of those nanner bandits!

by MusaSNS December 6, 2023

Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.

Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night

by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

Big Dick Bandit

A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.

The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit

by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023

sticky finger bandit

Brett Favre, i.e. in the particular context of $70 million in federal welfare funds fraudulently going to The Gunslinger, a volleyball complex and a former pro wrestler in a scandal that has rocked Mississippi.

Sticky Finger Bandit example

Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.

Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…

by EasyEsq December 2, 2022

Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022