cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017

bandit

someone who is not registered to run in a race, but does so for fun.

That bandit is in the lead!

by kkpean September 9, 2025

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Bandit SicKly Ghostwell

This man is known for bashing Allan Michael Latempa cross social media and watch out mikey messes arounds with children on social media

Bandit SicKly Ghostwell

by Bandit Sickly Ghostwell April 4, 2024

Bandit

Slang term for toxic people who use others that are close to them to gain something, while hurting them at the same time.

Based on the notion that bandits plunder, rape, heartlessly to take what they want from whoever as much as they please.

Becky: "My co-worker takes advantage of her husband. He works 12 hour shifts daily, she refuses to work and doesnt even clean or cook."

You: "Damn, she a bandit."

by xXBlack_ElixerXx October 20, 2021

dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019