Alex

A short ass cunt

Jeff: Alex is such a cunt
Dan: I fucking know he’s short

by Marty greggy April 29, 2019

Alex

A weird person who just enjoys being alone. They will play their clarinet and then get frustrated and then just play complete nonsense. They typically won't do any of their school work and it really shows. lol jk. but she cool tho and really in love with K pop and will stab you if you say otherwise so watch out

Hey, is that Alex , and is she playing her clarinet like a baboon? She is frustrated again.

by Katiebug05 May 2, 2019

Alex

A stupid bitch boi who thinks his top shit but is really gay and tries to hide it by hanging out with boys who he touches while they sleep. His favorite punishment is when we wax his pubes while he sleeps, Alex is a rare specimen from Vietnam he is pure white also well known as the Shaved Gae Albino Gorilla.

Alex you fat nonce get your hand out of me you rapist grab one of your 8743 sisters instead!

by Wouldnt smash December 1, 2019

Alex

Alex is a fucking bully, he almost made me cry and kashoot myself

Ashlee: Alex

Alex: bye

by Alexhurtme August 18, 2019

Alex

A really cute guy that has ADHD but is so nice uwu

"Alex makes me uwu~"

by anon thot September 2, 2019

Alex

A beater boy, gay, furry, pervy weeb

Girl 1: That guy is disgusting
Girl 2: Ya he such an Alex

by damboi6969 December 20, 2017

Alex

A guy who loves to fingerblast girls without even introducing himself. Reckons he's top dog at pulling the girls, but is actually more like a Steerment.

That blokes just tried to pull that bird by sticking his fingers in her front bum. He didn't even speak to her or offer her a drink. What an alex!!

by White-Wolf September 20, 2017