Alex

Alex is someone who might poop on the carpet by accident.

Bob: hey I heard that there is a new guy at school named Alex.

Carl: yeah I heard that he has already pooped on the ground.

Bob: wtf gross!

by Bobs ya uncle June 13, 2018

Alex

A slightly feminine man that normally plays video games. Alex is someone that is antisocial and does not hang with girls. Girls don’t normally hang around him either. He also has a chode but is afraid to admit it. On the contrary Alex is great in swimming but for everything he is good at, he has to spend and exorbitant amount of time to master it. He is normally not good at video games.

Alex plays games and masterbates to anime girls.

by B3a5t1y July 22, 2018

Alex

Alex is usually a hot fucking dude with a six pack who will break your heart eventually but it doesn't matter because either one of you will come crawling back.. Alex is the kind of guy you wish you could have with you for the rest of your life but if he hurts you you will probably cry yourself to sleep .

Alex cheated on me, Im probably gonna slit my wrist tonight.

by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018

Alex

An egotistical trumpet player

Ew It's alex!!!

by ClarinetPlayer1234 September 17, 2018

Alex

Alex is a boy who likes to milk it and loves glaze.

Alex got glazed by his cop friend.

Alex milks the work day.

Alex milks his drivers.

by Prymvis October 1, 2018

Alex

Boy who likes a finger up the bum

That alex is a nice guy, but word on the street is he likes a pinky up his crack

by Rattatattat2 June 1, 2018

Alex

Alex is a sexy beast but when u get on his bad side he is quick to take someone's head off their shoulders and ready to rock anybody but when on his good side an amazing lover great kisser cuddles great and can grind all day and all night on his girl.

Hey are you dating alex? Why yessss I am.

by Thegoat19354w8 April 5, 2018