walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

lanky walk

a form of transportation in which a persons upper body is horizontal to the ground. He/She/It then walks along while hands drag along the ground

Hey curtis, do the lanky walk

by vel0city April 29, 2004

Plug Walk

The act of walking and looking so fly you resemble the appearance of a successful drug dealer.

Look at that fool plug walking fam.

by Zinthe3rd May 24, 2018

zombie walk

When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.

Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".

by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008

Crip Walk

A Semi-retarded Dance that little girls do when the high (Similer to the electrict slide)

My grannie was the best crip walker in 1908...

by mike pinto November 01, 2007

Walking Penis

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.

Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

by Captian spank your momma March 13, 2011

Walk the goat

1) v. An awkward phrase that can be used to confuse listeners and leave them thinking of the derogatory meaning for days.

2) v. A phrase that can be used to mean many questionable actions.

1) Paul: "I think I'm gonna go walk the goat."

Emily: "Ugh, you would."

2)Paul: "I totally walked the goat at Emily's graduation party."

Elizabeth: "Really? What was it like?"

by skdjhk January 16, 2009