Gf: why don't you pay for everything?
Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5
Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?
Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.
Emotionally Retarded
Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5
Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?
Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.
Emotionally Retarded
by Really,really? September 29, 2018
Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.
by udahit April 10, 2009
Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.
"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."
by BadBadLeeRoyBrown November 11, 2007
A nation of retards or stupid people.
A phrase usu. stated when someone says/does something stupid/retarted
Said in a sing-song voice along with you're the president to make said person head ruler of the retards
A phrase usu. stated when someone says/does something stupid/retarted
Said in a sing-song voice along with you're the president to make said person head ruler of the retards
Person 1: Is chicken of the sea Chicken or fish?
Person 2: It's fish re-re.
Person 2: Retardation Nation and You're the President
Person 2: It's fish re-re.
Person 2: Retardation Nation and You're the President
by SwiMFASTChicK October 27, 2006
"Sarah Palin knows that it's okay to call someone a retard if like rush you clearly don't mean it which is why we should all come to her defense and say: Sarah Palin is a fucking retard," Colbert quipped.
by cody_hates_palin February 10, 2010
Retard Whisperer...a person of 'special' talents who is able to translate illiterate posts on blogs, threads etc. The elite class of 'whisperer' can sometimes decipher a comment that is verbally submitted to them.
Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"
Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"
Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"
Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"
Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"
by Ivan K. February 10, 2009