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National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu
"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"
by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021
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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
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National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty
Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024
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National Be Nice To Michy Day

February 24th
This is the only day when u can be nice to be michymaraj. Other days you can call him mean words and be not nice to him
Hey did you know it’s National Be Nice to Michy Day?
by marleyyyy_mc February 25, 2023
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National compliment day

This day is on April 14th and this day is when you or someone else gives somebody a compliment to make you feel special
Your bestfriend: Hey happy national compliment day you look cute

You: Thank you and happy compliment day to you to
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