awk city/nation

This is when a situation is unusually and extremely awkward. "Awk City" can be upped to "Awk Nation" when the situation is the most awkward possible. This can only be used in extreme circumstances.

"He just texted me about how he wears diapers."
"Awk city/nation."

by A.W.K March 15, 2010

National twerk day

On the 4th of august, anyone who can twerk should do it and record it. You should definitely send it to someone too.

Hey it’s august 4th, national twerk day, make sure you send me a video.

by Swerve56 August 4, 2021

National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

National moving school day

National moving school day Is on the 11th of December. This day is were people move schools

Person 1: has someone moved schools
Person 2: yes duh its national moving school day

by Mollymae December 10, 2019

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is on april 18th and the goal is to slap as much ass as possible

Yo on april 18th i slapped hella ass

National slap ass day

by Big d brownboy April 17, 2019

National bully Irvine day

On the 4th April we all bully Irvine to commemorate how fat she really is.

Joel: yo Kayle did u know its National bully Irvine day! Kayle: no i didnt!

by Daddyspunkmonster August 1, 2022