National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

national beezy day

National Beezy Day is the most important holiday because this is when the industry of music began, on August 30. This must be celebrated by music, and smoking pot.

Holy shit, it's National Beezy Day, let's smoke!

by kkigvifffv August 29, 2021

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass

hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”

by bobby kills December 12, 2021

National Grace Day

In June 11th it’s national Grace day

Hey it’s national grace day

by Kingmero June 10, 2022

National Ababa Day

21 December, the day that ababa returns 👍

Its 21 December, National Ababa Day

by MatyCox December 21, 2022

National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 3, 2024