It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
by Calm in sense January 30, 2024
Get the Pulling a Tee Timemug. by FootballFan69420 January 10, 2021
Get the Pulling a Joshmug. by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011
Get the Pulling in the popemug. Pulling a “Pj” is a move originated by Philip Coppess Jr when he moved out of his girlfriends house when she was on a cruise ship. The move is performed when your spouse or roommate is out of town, on vacation or otherwise just out having a good time. You then you move all your stuff out without telling them so when they come back from a good vacation they are not only shocked but saddened.
She’s going on vacation next week so I’m thinking of pulling a pj, can I come stay at your house? Keep all my stuff there for months?
by WaxyWizard May 15, 2021
Get the Pulling a PJmug. by Niggatar2234 November 30, 2019
Get the Pulling a deathmachinemug. This is defined as completely disregarding/disrespecting anything that is planned. Worse than blowing people off because Kai is so easily influenced to change his mind and he disregards everyone besides himself
Guy 1: Dude Kai didn’t show up again wtf man
Guy 2: Yea that’s quite normal I guess he is pulling-a-Kai on you
Guy 2: Yea that’s quite normal I guess he is pulling-a-Kai on you
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
Get the Pulling-A-Kaimug. Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.
That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.
While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".
The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.
Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.
Common Slang in the Central European Area.
That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.
While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".
The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.
Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.
Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"
*No reaction*
Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"
--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
*No reaction*
Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"
--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
Get the To pull a Tom Schmitzmug.