This is when you have to poop really badly and the tip of the terd is poking out. Similar to turtle-heading, but this is when the terds are softer, not hard like a turtle's shell.
by SuzyMac August 24, 2010
The equivalent to a lady tea bagging. When a snail trail is applied directly to another's face, or the vaginal discharge commonly associated with being aroused is smeared onto someone's face through contact with the vagina.
by batshitcrazycatlady August 10, 2017
To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.
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Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.
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Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.
Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.
by Nutty Tech September 11, 2015
Being shot in the face with a shot gun in any FPS game. widly used in the Halo series. Ownage with a shot gun.
by Michael Gilbert June 10, 2008
You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!
by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018
I wanted to fuck my best friends sister but she wasn't here so I had sex with some chick And pretend it was her; Face Fuck
by Isabella12345Jolie May 04, 2022