Drying the Dog

A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.

James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…

by Ben-JammedyaMum October 15, 2024

dog

test dog

dog test

by Amaris kulit March 5, 2020

ur dog incest

The only comeback more powerful than ur dad lesbian. Only the most cringe people can use it and usually die from the dog they insulted.

Carl: ur Mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Kaneki: ur dog incest
Carl and john *dead*
Kaneki *gets molested by a dog*

by Yeeeeeemms May 28, 2018

Chili dog

When your penis is in someone ass crack with vomit on top of it

Wow John B, you're lucky you got chili dogged last night by your girl.

by ChiliDoggin5569 March 7, 2022

your dog is cute

she wants the D

her:YOUR DOG IS CUTE

him:ok when am i coming over

by beeeeeeeeeeegbmgrt April 13, 2020

wall dogging

When you are having sex, doggy style on the wall.

"Yo did you get her booty last night?"
"Yeah we totally wall dogging it on the wall."

by 123Hoes321 May 3, 2017

dog biz

Dog Shit, or dog poop.

I stood in a large pile of dog biz this morning.

by Heapcreed December 1, 2016