National boink day

Commences on the ninth of June when the Chicos and chicas of the world dedicate their bodies to 24 hours of straight boinking

Hey Claire, who are you boinking on national boink day?

by Nolensbiggay May 27, 2024

National skibidi rizz day

A day were you rizz up the biggest gyat you can rizz

I can’t wait for national skibidi rizz day

by Trdhjgefhiuugvbjuyf May 27, 2024

National skibidi rizz day

A day were you rizz up the biggest gyat you can rizz
This day is on jun 9

I can’t wait for national skibidi rizz day

by Trdhjgefhiuugvbjuyf May 27, 2024

NATIONAL TITTY PIC DAY

national titty pic day is may 28 2024

Hey did you know it’s may 28 2024 national titty pic day

by Kuyasian May 28, 2024

National Fuck a Ginger Day

June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.

Bro 1: wyd June 6

Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out

Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top

by AdultVirgin01 May 28, 2024

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.

Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.

by Suejonathon May 29, 2024