The Syndrome

The embodiment of the anti-funk, defeated only by weaponized funk, such as a a Bop Gun, or in the absence of funk armaments, calling upon the might of the Grand Galactic Federation of Funk itself. It permeates like a virus knocked up a wave, and must be stamped out where ever it is found.

When The Syndrome is around, don't let your guard down, all you got to do is call on the funk.

by JoeBlocks June 11, 2019

Frank Syndrome

Frank syndrome is when no one loves you and you are extremely unlikable because you're short and diabetic

D: you have frank syndrome
F: how would you know?
D: Because you make me want to un-alive myself

by S.T.R April 10, 2022

school unfocus syndrome

The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.

During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Bat Syndrome

The sudden urge to dedicate your life to become Batman

I now have Bat Syndrome after watching the Dark Knight trilogy.

by anonymous October 27, 2023

Mika Syndrome

when a person is manipulating and gaslighting a friend only showing the worst of that person to their common friends without showing what they did then victim playing, and when that person starts knowing their self worth they start acting like an angel but also saying horrible things and doing unexplainable actions to that person

Mika syndrome person: look what X sent me
Person 1: omg she is so horrible what a bitch
X: *..being sent worse things from them*

by mika hater May 23, 2024

Hmm...syndrome

It is when you have so much to say, but then don't because either you are not sure about it or just feel lazy to think about its relevance

My colleague: Happy 2021! Hope you had a nice break.

Me: Same to you. Yes it was a nice quiet one. Hope you had a good one too

My colleague: Yeah I did. Was just glad to stay away from tech

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: I have been kind of annoyed with the lockdowns as it has limited my outdoor activities and made me circle back to tech for relaxation

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: Sorry for whining :)

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: Are you alright amigo?

Me: Yes, all good.

My colleague: No, just think you might be suffering from the 'Hmm...syndrome'

Me: Hmm...lolz...

by RefNeil January 6, 2021

Avi syndrome

Avi syndrome is when you despise how you look in the mirror, but cannot look away.

John: "Ugh. I hate my reflection but I can't stop looking at it."
David: "Avi syndrome."

by wurmthewurst March 10, 2023