Haribo syndrome

1. Collective mental illness that predominantly centres around a limited world view and an inability to process intellectual thought regarding, and especially, social standing, ownership, property rights and equality.

2. An irrational collective condition that afflicts fanatical flag waving jingoists, for the most part, en masse on a National epidemic scale - but completely oblivious of their symptoms.

3. An irrational. unwavering and inexplicable allegiance to a particular sovereign nation and / or long standing establishment / system. Especially those who blindly and unquestioningly uphold loyalty to outdated systems (e.g) A monarch(y) , also continuing to furnish regents and nobles pockets whilst encouraging the constitution to govern over the citizens and subjects therein whilst intentionally depriving said subjects of advancement, progression, promotion or reform ( i.e United Kingdom and the Commonwealth and other overseas territories)

4. Pack behaviour. Toady mentality. Childlike. Naive. Aloofness.

5. Starbridge geographical location and surrounding Postal Code catchment mentality or similar.
Quotes; Haribo Syndrome Outpatient ''It tastes like stwarbewwy. I like the eggy ones best. Some of them are really squishy. These wings make me feel like a pwincess.''
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Internet syndrom

When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected
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The Crow-Syndrome

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.
"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"
by TheCheekyCherry January 18, 2019
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Joe Pesci Syndrome

Similar to Napoleon Complex, the Joe Pesci syndrome is a result of appearing vulnerable, (ie. Short, scrawny, Nerdy) in a hostile environment, and being hyper violent as compensation. People with Joe Pesci syndrome do not attack to hurt, they attack to show everyone else, why not to provoke them. Someone with JPS, is not above fighting dirty, using weapons , or having others come and intimidate people for them just to prove a point. JPS rarely start issues, but they are inclined to end them.
“Dude, I would not keep fucking with Troy. He might be small, but he choked out Cory on the bus, on some Joe Pesci Syndrome shit.”

“I know I freaked out at the bar, but you know what it’s like being small, I got Joe Pesci syndrome.”
by Jordi slang April 14, 2024
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Hmm...syndrome

It is when you have so much to say, but then don't because either you are not sure about it or just feel lazy to think about its relevance
My colleague: Happy 2021! Hope you had a nice break.

Me: Same to you. Yes it was a nice quiet one. Hope you had a good one too

My colleague: Yeah I did. Was just glad to stay away from tech

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: I have been kind of annoyed with the lockdowns as it has limited my outdoor activities and made me circle back to tech for relaxation

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: Sorry for whining :)

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: Are you alright amigo?

Me: Yes, all good.

My colleague: No, just think you might be suffering from the 'Hmm...syndrome'

Me: Hmm...lolz...
by RefNeil January 06, 2021
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Marie Antoinette Syndrome

Marie Antoinette Syndrome is when you or someone you know is going through something (for example: a divorce) and one of the parties wants nothing to do with the other party going forward, but still want all the perks of the relationship without having to be in the relationship. This applies to friendships, jobs, relationships, everything.
My ex has Marie Antoinette Syndrome: "I want you out of our house! But I still want you to do everything, and continue doing my bidding regardless of where we are."

" I baked YOU a cake ... but, I'm going to eat it while you watch me"
by Shadi Raven May 07, 2024
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Tonkinson Syndrome

A rare disorder in which the person or persons has an abnormally large ego. Similar to narcissism, but a common side effect is a lack of self awareness.
Jeremy swears he's better than everyone else.

Yeah, he has Tonkinson syndrome.
Jeremy, your Tonkinson syndrome is showing.
by Baldylover August 04, 2022
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