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This isn't where I left my oatmeal

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011
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“I found you” “You found me”

One of the saddest In Another Life references. (Say this to your friend who likes Bokuaka and they’ll start crying)
“I found you.”

A trembling, tender laugh escaped Akaashi.

“You found me.”

Person 1: “I found you” “You found me”

Person 2: “I will fucking break your ankles” (yes it’s a killing stalking reference)
by ._weebkoreaboo_. November 8, 2020
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I'm not a player I just crush alot

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot
by Princessss Kiara June 5, 2011
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I only listen to real music

What edgy emo 13 year olds listen too, usually shit bands such as TOP, p!atd, etc
I only listen to real music - twentyonecrybabiesatthediscoCx
by kid slicc January 1, 2018
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I would lick her poo

A self degrading statement to emphasise the lengths you would go to be with the woman in focus.
Person 1 - "phwoar look at her!"

Person 2 - "I would lick her poo !"
by James Woods February 27, 2008
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I want to fUk the brown m+m

These words was said by the famous Wilbur Soot, who is a famous makeup, and animal expert.
Wilbur- the brown m+m is very nice, i want to FUk the brown m+m
Tommy- Foking hell wilBur foot
by ghostlyseren February 5, 2021
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why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
by UltraBoss December 2, 2016
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