by coldbrewshart September 28, 2022

by Hippie22280 December 17, 2018

by Ronnen N November 22, 2021

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017

A slang term for a person who has murdered five or more police officers or law enforcement officials. Commonly used in The Ukraine and parts of Eastern Europe.
by Jamal Marcus Jones November 4, 2014

by XxGhoulDogxX June 25, 2021

Someone who is not particularly skilled themselves but excels at completing tasks when directed to by a more knowledgeable person. Unmotivated, but can be brought to accomplish tasks when scolded or offered half of a nuked burrito.
by Jim 2 July 23, 2021
