Peppermint Surprise

The act of putting a peppermint in to a woman's anus with your tongue and letter her shit it out on to your dick, and then sucks it, swallowing the peppermint AND the cum.

After the peppermint surprise, my girlfriend didb't need to brush her teeth.

by Fidstar November 7, 2003

Pinkie surprise

The act of inserting the tip of your pinkie finger into the anus of your partner during sex. Usually done without preface, thus a surprise.

-Hey I heard you had sex with Chad for the first time last night. How was it?
-OMG it was great. Just as I was reaching my climax, he gave me the pinkie surprise. I've never had a better orgasm.

by casey kasem May 18, 2010

chocolate surprise

its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable

hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?

by ashley morss January 26, 2007

Semen Surprise

A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.

"SURPRISE BITCH, EAT THAT SEMEN SURPRISE!"

by XRaptor JesusX March 30, 2009

warm surprise

when a man sticks his butt cheeks against a womans vaginal area and takes a shit in her twat

Shaun gave erin a warm surprise

Navy guys enjoy giving other guys warm surprises

by john bumdis September 4, 2005

Surprise Anal

When you shove your schlong into a girl’s asshole but the second you do. You feel the shit that she had left over from chipotle and have to face the fact that your schlong now has leftover food from her visit from chipotle.

“How was that anal interaction last night brethren??”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”

by TheBicWhisperer February 3, 2020

bam surprise

When two people are spooning and the spooner decides to slip it in without the sponee's consent it is not considered rape if the spooner shouts BAM SURPRISE! while in the act of slipping it in. Note Bam Surprise can be replaced with other surprising words. ei: SHAZAAM!

"So i was spooning with this girl i brought home last night and decided to slip it in when she was sleeping but i yelled BAM SURPRISE so it's not rape!"

by leonard12 May 24, 2007