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sean woods

he doesn't exist
sean woods doesn't exist
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Ben woods

Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual
He’s such a ben woods
by Benjamin woods January 5, 2022
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Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem
Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"
by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021
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mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.
by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014
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wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.
He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.
by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019
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wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her
by stayblk August 12, 2011
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Miss Wood

Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.
by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018
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