So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
by Misscriant October 31, 2020
by Fungoid October 12, 2020
by MYNAMEJEFFFF July 25, 2017
When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.
I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.
by askannAar November 19, 2015
The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters
by C. Shiet May 13, 2019
The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".
by Prisoner of Afghanistan November 24, 2015
Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc
by BossSauce210 November 22, 2015