An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021
Get the minge lardmug. by tobyunedog August 16, 2016
Get the minge lockmug. Someone who is very cheeky and always avoiding their responsibilities. They are annoying and irritating in a shy and cute way.
by Kobear69 January 27, 2024
Get the Mingemug. a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."
"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 6, 2024
Get the Mingingmug. A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.
“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021
Get the Mingmug. by epic funny February 19, 2023
Get the ming mongmug. by gezron December 8, 2010
Get the Minge Whingemug.