minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.

Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.

by tobyunedog August 16, 2016

Minge

A hairy vagina

“Makena needs to shave her minge”. Said Jake Waltman

by Lil jake July 1, 2018

Lu Jun Ming

Lu Jun Ming is also know as David or Gayvid or Gavid.He Loves Annie Zhu, Cherry, Annie Fang and hot girls. Lu Jun Ming goes to asian groceries and spends money and never tells his parents. He loves Dustin cause he gives him free things.

Lu Jun Ming loves everything.

by Bredson Lie July 30, 2023

Ming

The definition of this word is very easy
FUCKING HANDSOME MAN

Hey you are Ming!

by Ming gun November 21, 2021

Minge Pit

A group of hot girls.

Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

the ming

Someone who gets mad b words and has more than 0 play. However, he prefers to spend his time with cars rather than his b words.

woah that guy has so many b words! He's def the ming!

by iwanabeming March 21, 2022