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Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.
Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”
by TexasJohn May 2, 2019
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Texas Tickle

When two dudes are sucking each other off whilst tickling each other’s nipples.
“My nipples are sore from all the Texas Tickles I got last night!”
by Khemikil June 12, 2019
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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Texas Taco

Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.
by KinkyCarl August 27, 2019
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Texas Piñata

An all time favorite sex finisher among southern plantation owners. The Texas Piñata is often done when, upon climax, you quickly pull out and shove your meat in your partner's mouth. After you've shot your load into her you pull out again and slap her mouth so hard with your thick meat hog that she spits all of your splooge out.
"Hey Bosiefus, what's that damn move ya'll does with ol One Ton Tana again?"
"Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"
by Slamham Jim February 1, 2020
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Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
i’m about to give you the texas special bro.
by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020
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