Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret
Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.
Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.
by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023

by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020

The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.
Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017

Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.
“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”
by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021

The Secret Twin Society (STS) is a nationwide, members-only, underground collective where twins meet to discuss twin things. If you're lucky, your location will have food at the meetings. If you know, you know.
by sssstttssss April 4, 2025

by greatcheese August 30, 2017
