Scale Squatter

A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.

Tim: Where is Terry?

Tom: Probably checking his weight.

Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?

Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.

by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023

Beerfort Scale

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

by Crookesie December 27, 2023

tori scales

Tori Scales is the best friend you could ask for and she’s so stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. She’s so caring and amazing.

Person 1: who is that beautiful, sweet person?
Person 2: Probably Tori Scales!
Person 1: Makes sense.

by makayla.towe August 05, 2022

Scale of EGE Objectivity

A scaled designed to objectively view every game ever. Every game played has a chance to do, to some degree of success or failure, anything that a video game can. The scale is designed to encompass everything a video game is capable of offering its player or players. Higher scores mean the game offered more. Lower meaning they offered less. You can choose two games for comparison at your leisure. EX: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 9.067/10

I am ranking this game using the Scale of EGE Objectivity.

by LuciP December 21, 2017

Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound

Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants

by simdugz February 06, 2025

scale of autism

A scale from 1 to 10 that you can place people on based on how much they vape per day.

That guy is like, an 8 on the scale of autism. He just ripped the fattest cloud.

by VapeNationXD December 21, 2016

Tipping the scales

1 Don't make a person flip out.

2 You did excellent.

Tipping the scales

* Someone talking crazy* You: Aye man don't make me tip the scales.
*Sarah passes her exam* her friend: daaaaaaaaaamn you tip the scales.

by Tip the scales June 19, 2022