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porn butter

the frothy lube that is created from all the bumping and grinding on a hot set in front of the cameras
it was difficult to navigate across the room, with all the porn butter left after last nights escapades
by thecodger December 21, 2013
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anxiety porn

(n) Behavior created expressly to incite terror for a broadcast audience.
The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.
by Anntichrist S. Coulter January 7, 2021
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tennis porn

When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.
After the match, our tennis porn talk had us so excited, we threw down at his place in the Desert.
by Preeti Cohen April 2, 2017
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bee porn

THE THING BARRY WATCHES 6969696969 TIMES A DAY
deex: want some hot bee porn
EVERYONE: YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by DomenicWaterdash August 5, 2017
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Soda Porn

The act of violently smashing two soda cans together and moaning loudly
Cunt 1: Hey did you hear about Jason’s soda porn addiction?
Cunt 2: WHAT NO JESSICA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BITCH ASS!....Tell me everything about it
by CockRocker69 December 18, 2017
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Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.
Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.
by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017
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LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.
I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022
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