Period ah Period uh

I dont even know what this shi mean

Me: so what we finna play on the radio
Radio:PERIOD AH PERIOD UH

by i aint gon cry to long September 29, 2022

Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.

Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard

by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018

Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.

"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"

by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025

period stalker

when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.

Oh my god, Chelsea, don't be such a period stalker, it's creeping me out.

by deavon982 November 4, 2013

Romantic Lame Duck Period

When you have committed to plans with a girl that you are not romantically interested in and therefore feel like you are not able to pursue a romantic relationship with anyone else until that commitment is fulfilled.

Typically in reference to a homecoming or prom type event.

“Hey man are you gonna slide on Hannah?”

“Dude I can’t until after homecoming cause I told Jenna I would go with her and I don’t want to look like a douche”
“Dang man, you’re really in a romantic lame duck period”

by Weed Ratkins September 18, 2019

perioded

Verb. During a woman's menses when her blood and other matter is discharged from her uterus and she is unprotected (with a tampon, pad or other device) and leaves unwanted traces (underwear stains, etc.).

Dude. It was so sick. I woke up the next morning to find out that bitch had perioded all over my new sheets.

by AlythiahTheGreat June 17, 2014

fat bitch period

This is when a dumb menstruating cunt won’t stop bitching about her period to her girlfriend...

HeyJolene! My pussy is a fucking waterfall this month and I haven’t been fucked since June! Even then, billy only did me in the ass in the electrical closet at the Olive Garden is when I was on break!

Shut up you fat busted cunt! If you think I need to hear about you fucking and sucking off guys, go back to fucking them. I don’t want to listen to stories about your fat bitch period. Hit the treadmill. Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018