old mate

Used to describe someone you dislike thereby avoiding using there name.

Old mate slept with my girlfriend when I was serving overseas.

by Wisey September 17, 2005

old girl

As above.

Very common in Australia.

by Diego November 5, 2003

Old Cheesebag

crusty old bag lady wrinkled skin nosy an down right cheesy

god look at that crusty Old Cheesebag what a nagging snot

by acenyoface October 6, 2011

old harry

An unreasonable question in an unreasonable test made by an unreasonable teacher with unreasonable expectations

Would you believe it, the old cunt gave us another old harry.

by Financial compensation March 14, 2017

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020

old bint

An old bint is an older woman typically 50+ who likes to dress like she is still 21. Not following the rules of legs or boobs she lets it all hang out. An old bint sleeps around and throws herself at younger men, in fact any man that will have her.

Ergh did you see that woman with her tits hanging out?

Yeah, she's a right old bint.

She'll shag anyone that old bint.

by SheDontGiveAFuck May 4, 2018

Old Spice

The crust that comes of the vagina of an old woman or the dusty jizz that an old man has.
(Can also be used to describe someone with an unusual amount of STIs or STDs

“Man I was bouta Fuck some bitch I met on tinder last night but she had so much old spice that it was like fucking sand paper”

by Therhiccestboi January 24, 2018