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by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022
Get the Your-Dad-Never-Comeback mug.Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom
Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"
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" i never really spoke to him"
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"
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" i never really spoke to him"
by Louis tops May 16, 2019
Get the i never really spoke to him mug.A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on me mug.- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”
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by [Exh0] May 30, 2025
Get the A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf mug.We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
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