Mexican Swish

The act of putting on a sombrero onto someones head and placing your balls into their mouth and swishing them around

Amus: EYYYYYY PANTAHOE
Alex: You better watch yourself or you are gna get MEXICAN SWISHED

by Roast 'n' Toast March 10, 2009

mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022

Mexican Blower

The kind of nasty, long, loud, rip-roaring fart you only get after eating Mexican Cuisine.

Timmy: Rips Loud One
Josh: "Oh my God, that was fucking horrible!"
Timmy: Sorry, Mexican blower, I went to the Taqueria earlier.

by The Lucky Lightman November 29, 2011

Mexican Polo

Like regular polo, but using riding mowers and rakes instead.

Juan and Carlos were playing Mexican Polo earlier today.

by Atheistzilla June 10, 2013

mexican sunrise

A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole

Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!

by Tony Aroma December 24, 2003

Mexican Bukkake

when a female OR male takes about 8 mexican cocks cumming on his/her face during an orgy

Aubrey got Mexican Bukkake last nite...wut a fag

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

mexican fingerbang

When you eat jalapenos and have the juice on your hands and then fingerbang your woman.

Joey made some nachos with jalapenos on them and then he gave me the mexican fingerbang! Ouch.

by yourmom13 January 15, 2011