Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.

Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.

by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 05, 2022

Lazy Needy

When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.

Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.

by THC BOM October 17, 2023

Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 May 19, 2018

Lazy boy/recline

New Canadian terminology that is said when a pitcher has 2 strikes on the batter. Teammates in the dugout are obligated to tell the pitcher to throw him a lazy boy. As the pitch is being delivered, the teammates say “andddddd recline” as the ball crosses the plate for strike 3. As Orthner and Coach Frank have given examples of how it is done, it is supposed to be said in a relaxing tone.

“Throw him a lazy boy!” said Orthner to the pitcher.

“Orthner what the hell does that mean?” Says a fellow teammate.
“Just watch….andddd recline”

Lazy boy/recline : a Canadian saying when the pitcher has 2 strikes on a batter

by PDUB03 September 20, 2022

Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.

I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.

by Kibblebip January 13, 2022

lazy asf

a lazy person is also referred to as alyx foreskin (hot n sexy girl)

alyx is fuckin lazy asf

by crazy bread lover October 24, 2023