Jacob Hurt

A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.

Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt

by Trestone October 25, 2016

Jacob thang

A gay black Burmese person, who tends to make fun of bawi hup and sui ku nu.

Bro that girl breath is stinky!
Stop being a Jacob Thang bruh

by Psusijejss November 23, 2021

Gabriel jacobs

Has huge peepee and is friends with people who also have big peepee and chick's with large peepee's too.

Girl a :look at gabriel Jacobs peepee

by Bubbly bubba April 13, 2022

Jacob Devinny

The absolute hottest man to ever live extremely and muscular. He is also very smart. :)

That guy looks like Jacob Devinny only not as tall.

by Y_____E______S January 10, 2021

jacob vang

A straight c- student who always dabs and and is bad at social studies but luckily his addicted soccer fan Yaya makes intellgince 59%.

Is this how show yourself as a Jacob Vang

by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016

jacob baloun

a sold racist, who hates black people and a Nazi. who also is part of the kkk should die cause he is a bad person and makes funny ass jokes

jacob baloun is so bad at everything

by 12234566 April 18, 2018

Jacob Noelcke

A person who can be really stubborn sometimes but then also be really sweet. He will do anything you ask him to and offer unasked help. He will also act like a little kid when he gets excited about something and is always very forgetful. He will still be very romantic, caring, handsome while having funny attributes.

Wow that kid was so nice and gentle to me!

Yup that’s a Jacob Noelcke.

by Mexican Cougar May 9, 2023