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Honey

I smiled gently as I looked down at the tiny bee sitting on my finger, splurting its sticky sweet honey all down my hand. I giggled as I felt its warmth spread through my hand.

I'm sooooo sorry...
by EdenCan'tBreath December 23, 2019
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uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo
"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."
by butterluv October 25, 2006
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Honey Pot

An attractive male, usually between the ages of 21-30. Must be tall, athletic, fine, smokin', employed, large worm.

One that would evoke a totally appropriate holler or "wooop" from an attractive female.

The traditional predatory role of the male and female mating interactions are reversed, and the woman in the presence of a honeypot becomes the predator. This sometimes results in verbal harassment, or sometimes a "rape-kiss."

To obtain a honeypot, follow the fool-proof S.K.E.T.C.H. method:

S - Separate from the girl pack;
K - Know your audience (talk sports, cars, business);
E - Easy target (be an easy target)
T - Troubled (act lost/confused..."where are my friends?")
C - Coerce with a shot (tequila usually does the trick);
H - HONEYPOT OBTAINED!

When one finds the best honeypot she's ever seen, she may call that guy a "pooh-bear." To be used sparingly!
That honey pot is makin' me all sticky...

I'd take that honey pot home tonight.

Wooooop! Honey pot!!!!

Girls... I think I might have found a pooh-bear. He's a 10!
by The She-Frat June 18, 2011
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Sugar Honey Iced Tea

Acronym for shit. can be used politely at work, in class, or in the presence of rather reserved company.
at fastfood restaurant:

cashier: line's full! can we get another cashier up here.

manager: no, everyone is on line.

cashier: Sugar Honey Iced Tea!
by god's mistress September 2, 2010
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hockey bukkake

A term derived from a comic publication, hockey bukkake is the act of sexually assaulting a woman (... man?) with innumerable hockey sticks. Um, about eight or more. Give or take.
(see- bukkake)
Hockey. Bukkake. HOCKEY BUKKAKE!!!!

Cindy filed assault charges after she was hockey bukkake'd.
by Supermanchild January 2, 2004
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hockey bro

someone who doesn't take hockey as just a game, but also lives the lifestyle and absorbs the culture of hockey. Commonly using slang terms (twig, bucket, mits, shouldys, visy, dangles ect) dressin in wife beaters, under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, topped off with i nice flat rim cap. Hockey bros are commanly accompanied with there puck bunnies, and other hockey bros when headin out to parties. Lax bros and hockey bros are chill with one another.

Although in many cases hockey bros have been known to b violent with puck bunnies, when they find a girl to there liking they'll beat the hell outta anyone who messes with him and his puck bunny.

Hockey bros are some of the best, if not the best, athletes known to man kind.
by hockeybroforlife0017 August 23, 2010
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hockey

well this is a shit game

get used to it, its hockey
by WAFFLEKINGS January 7, 2011
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