Friend Zone 

This is the metaphorical "zone" where Women place Men after men do the following thing(s): Talk to her every day, compliment her a lot, invite her to places, buy her food, comfort her when she is sad, listen to her when she is angry, standing up for her, tell her she's beautiful, tell her she's everything, texting her all night when she wants to talk.

After doing any of the above listed things, the woman WILL take you for granted and go fuck a random douche bag who treats her wrong.

Also, this comes with the famous "You're a nice guy but I think we should just be friends" speech.

Friend: Hey so are you still with that girl? You treat her perfect and you guys would be perfect together :)

Me: Stop reminding me of that... I got put in the Friend zone.

Friend: What?!?!?! you were so nice to her though

Me: Exactly.

Friend Zone by Hydryu January 6, 2013

friend of chuck

one who has sexual relations with females far below the age of consent. generally females who have yet to reach puberty.

Did you hear about that middle school teacher who got thrown in jail? He was a friend of chuck.

friend of chuck by Jay Scat July 5, 2007

Friend Collateral 

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

Friend Collateral by Robdar102 January 1, 2008

friend collateral 

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

friend collateral by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Friend poach 

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

Friend poach by John McStephenson May 7, 2008

friend listed

When a guy likes a girl but the girl will only ever see the man as a friend

man: i asked lizzy out
bro: result?
man: no i've been friend listed
bro: better luck next time /b/rother

friend listed by Will is meeeeee May 14, 2011

Friend of Stefani

A code phrase to discreetly ask if someone is gay, using Lady Gaga's real name.

That guy is too cute to be straight. Do you think he's a "friend of Stefani"???????????

Friend of Stefani by Tassel July 20, 2011