best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession

My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

by martcraft June 6, 2018

GP2 Engine

Fernando Alonso's comment on the Mclaren MP4-30's Honda engines, he got overtaken by Max Verstappen's Toro Rosso on the straights, making this famous comment

GP2 Engine! GP2! ARGHH

by Belkan September 12, 2024

engineer

Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.

I bet you didn't know your bike has a structural problem.

Oh look, I've met an engineer!

by PizzaPuntThomas July 13, 2023

Linguistic engineer

A linguist; a language scientist who studies the mechanics and details of language(s).

I am a linguistic engineer for a living.

Wow, you are so smart and good with language. You should be a linguistic engineer!

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

salt lake stream engine

Preforming a sexual act on a dehisced surgical site

After she had her arm fixed we were able to try the salt lake stream engine

by Srwat December 23, 2024

All Engines Go Song

There are two types of All Engines Go songs, here they are.

You might find yourself singing this song when you're on a roleplay game.
"Here comes Thomas I'm the number one engine woah All Engines Go look there's Percy we're best friends as Kana zooms around the bend I need my speed and I'm ready to glow All Engines Go hey there's Nia I'm rocking out don't forget me Thomas and Diesel gets a shout meet our fix-it crew Carly and Sandy you can count on us we're super handy down the hills and round the woah All Engines Go!"

You might find yourself singing this song when you want to watch something.
"If there's a screen that needs a show I'm the one you need to know I'm All Engines Go! I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go! If your eyes need satisfaction I can say the word I bet I'm All Engines Go! I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go! I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go!!!

"I'm gonna sing the All Engines Go song in BFB 3D Roleplay."

"I sure need something to watch, lemme sing the All Engines Go song."

by MrPreston26 June 21, 2022

make-and-break engine

An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".

Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.

by QuacksO February 1, 2023