spider dancing

The coolest dance move invented by the coolest people.
Used mainly when needing to pee or when you're at the height of coolness

Rachel and Ruth are spider dancing around the table flailing their arms and legs in the air.

by Hedmund August 4, 2008

Strip Dance

A combination of stripping as you give a lap dance at the same time, all up on someone.

Sum Dude: so where did you get the idea to give me a strip dance?

Sum Chick: I said I'd give you a lap dance or strip for you for dolla billz.

by Hashbrick March 11, 2014

Illegal Dance

A type of dance prohibited by law, typically moving your arms and fists down while bouncing on your knees and chanting, "Hoody-Hada"

Man, I hope I don't get arrested again for doing the Illegal Dance.

by jikers March 1, 2022

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

drone-dance

The typical leg movement of a person that has just been peppered by shrapnel in the legs by a drone dropped grenade. Usually done to try to push themselves away while in severe pain.

Check out this video of a bunch of russians doing the drone-dance to a sick beat

by CuntMonteCrypto February 21, 2023

fish dance

(Verb) The awkward flailing and stiff legs seen when someone gets knocked out in a fight but has yet to fall down.

The kid got hit so hard he did the fish dance before he hit the floor.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016

squoctopus dance

a dance performed holding a violin in one hand, a bow in the other hand, sitting in a chair, tapping both feet and waving the violin and bow around in the air above your head.

"look at that blond kid doing the squoctopus dance. he must have no life."

by lolstandpartner October 22, 2009